Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter
First, Lord: No tattoos.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance.
Honestly. It ain’t easy being a young lady today.
I wish Tina Fey was my mother/sister/best friend/Siamese twin.
Reblogged from newsweek, 1,969 notes, April 18, 2011
